We hereby found Cinema Relics or simply, Cinema Relics to bring two things to the world through entertainment: Cheer, Knowledge, and Compassion. Wait, that’s three. Three things to the world through entertainment: Cheer, Knowledge, and…you know what? Forget Knowledge. I’m not sure who thought that was a good idea. So let’s just go with Cheer and Compassion, except for our enemies. We hate those guys. Those guys should have Misery and Fear. So, four things through entertainment: two for our friends and two for our enemies. Thinking about it, our friends will probably be cheered up knowing that our enemies are quaking in fear and misery, and the lack of our vengeance on them will bespeak our compassion. Okay, so with the Cheer and Compassion being self-evident. Let’s settle on this:
We hereby found Cinema Relics to bring two things to the world through entertainment: Misery and Fear to our enemies. Unless there were more enemies and we had to make some sort of “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” dealio. Oh, that would suck. In those cases, we’ll pretend to be nice to them as long as it is in our own self-interest. Once, they’ve outlived their usefulness: Wham! Misery and Fear. And now that I’m really thinking about it, the key to this whole endeavor is making piles of cash to buy food, maybe some of those hot wings that have sort of a sweet heat. You can’t take down enemies on an empty stomach. Probably need some beer to wash it down too. Okay so….you know what? It’s probably obvious that we want bad things to happen to our enemies. Who wouldn’t? So, to simplify:
We hereby found Cinema Relics to bring us Wings and Beer. Much more succinct.